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TitleHuman Assholes |
FormatLP |
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CountryEurope |
Year2026 |
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GradeNEW |
Catalogue NumberBELLA1712V |
Barcode5061102610264 |
CommentsPeachy Splatter Vinyl PRE ORDER EXPECTED 04/09/26 |
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Description
For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving
creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from
Amsterdam's underground scene into an internationally successful touring
band
An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band.
Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Casper van der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy-writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer, more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and "Punch Drunk Love."
Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. For Smit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborative process and a personal refuge. -
Track List
Marvin's Curtain Up / Scrambled Egg / Punch Drunk Love / Bone / Moping / Places! / The Burrows / Barely Guillaume / Hole / Human Assholes / Rim Shot/ Event Horizon / Tempo / Tyres Skid / Object Permanence / Letter From The Scentless Realm
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