Attempted Martyr (Dinked Edition #378)

We are so honoured to bring you an official Dinked (Bootleg) Edition of Attempted Martyr, the debut LP from Dearborn experimental noise / post-punk band, Prostitute.

Formed in 2020 in Michigan, and born out of the isolation of the COVID-19 lockdown, the album was written in the midst of global and personal turmoil, capturing the zeitgeist of a world unraveling. A loose concept record, it chronicles the rise and fall of a doomed zealot whose pursuit of holy vengeance spirals into a psychotic orgy of violence, greed, and lust.

The album debuted late last year to huge critical acclaim, but we've all been struggling to get hold of copies for the racks. In classic record shop serendipity, we spoke to the right person who spoke to the right person and the band hooked us up. But not only did they hook us up with stock on this thrilling album, they have gone one better with a one-and-done, hyper-limited special edition for Dinked... White label, all hand sprayed, Dinked stickered and including the band's manifesto. Do. Not. Blink!

"Calling the Dearborn noise rockers’ debut “intense” is somehow still underselling it." - Pitchfork 7.8

A full official release will follow in 2026, but do not miss the chance to cop this hugely important album.

Side A

1. Attempted Martyr

2. All Hail

3. Judge

4. M. Dada

5. Body Meat

Side B

1. Senegal

2. In the Corner Dunce

3. Joumana Kayrouz

4. Harem Induction Hour